Are you feeling curious about a chat line free trial? Never tried it, but you’ve always wondered if taking dirty could make you come? Pick up your phone, take off your sweatpants and get ready for some kinky fun.

It was a “Thirsty Thursday” and the dorm was cleared out. I was stuck here while my roommate was out chugging beers due to an early Friday class. My class schedule may suck but I knew how to have a good time.

The week had been long and I was horny. Before I picked up the phone, I put the sock on the door. I might be by myself but nobody needs to walk in on me yanking it.

The urban myth that fucking a virgin is the best sex you can have, has me on the hunt for a tight cunt. I’ve never admitted that I’m a virgin. But, with phone sex, I’m not going to loose any street cred. So, I ask her to take my virginity.

She asks me how and I say, “Surprise me.” Now, I highly recommend this one, as she made me cum so hard. She started off on a fantasy that she was stalking me at the coffee shop. Calling me the ‘sexy barista.’

She said “You know how to make me cream just right.” She followed me home from the coffee shop, and invited me into her penthouse. Let’s just say, this was the first day of the rest of my life.

Now, anytime I need a good hard fuck, I pick up my phone. The fantasy changes, but I’ve filled plenty of socks. My roommate has yet to walk in on me, so that’s good. I don’t even miss going out with everyone and listening to them bitch and moan about not getting laid.